Robin was lost in thought as she rode the Clark St. bus on her way to her job as a junior trader at the Board of Trade in downtown Chicago. Having only graduated from the U of I three months ago, she felt very lucky indeed to have landed such a good job in such a short period of time. If she kept her nose to the grindstone and worked hard, Robin was sure that not only would this job provide the mental challenge she needed, but also the kind of money most folks only dreamed of. As the bus swayed to and fro as it passed over the Chicago River bridge, Robin thought that the only real problem she had since moving to The Big Windy was the lack of any real social life. By now she had hoped to have made some close friends but it just hadn’t worked out that way with the heavy workload she was carrying. (more…)
Month: February 2007
Football Widow
“I’m just sick of it,” Terri said after taking a sip of her coffee, “the stupid season just started and Chuck is already ignoring me completely on Saturday and Sunday, and I think it’s hopeless, he’s never gonna change!!!” “I hear ya,” Valerie replied, “Brad spent all weekend glued to the TV watching wall to wall football, and what’s worse, those idiotic pre game show now are about as long as the games themselves, and then don’t let’s forget Monday night, crimony, that’s the holy grail of football, we wouldn’t wanna miss that, would we!?!” While shaking her head in agreement, Terri offered, “Chuck bets ten lousy bucks on a game and you’d think we had the whole house riding on it, all that screaming and yelling, I think they’re all nuts, I just wish there was a way we could pry them away from the tube even for just a few hours!!!” Valerie took a drink of her coffee, and after a few moments reflection replied, “Maybe we can, girl, maybe we can!!!”
Scientific Research
“How many applications do you think we have now,” Dr. Horton asked his research assistant, Doris Brewer!?! “About fifty I’d guess,” she replied while scanning the list, “and we have a nice cross section of ages, all the way from nineteen up to sixty three!!!” “Good,” he said, “what’s the breakdown on married and single!?!” “About 70-30,” she replied, “with most of them being single!!!” “Hmmm, I wish we had more married women participating in the survey,” he opined, “but I guess a lot of husbands wouldn’t want their wives involved in something like this, so we’ll just have to make do with what we have, right!?!” “That’s right,” Doris answered, “and if you’re ready, our first candidate is waiting in the outer office, should I show her in!?!” “By all means,” he replied enthusiastically, “but first give me her file so that I can review it!!!
“Hello, I’m Dr. Greg Horton, I’m very happy to meet you, and you must be Miss Dvorak, please have a seat!!!” The young woman nervously took a chair opposite Dr. Horton’s imposing desk and sat quietly with her arms folded on her lap while waiting for the doctor to continue!!! After offering her a soft drink, Dr. Horton leaned back in his chair and began, “Just so we understand each other, Miss Dvorak, here at the Horton Labs we do advance research on human sexual response, so if you were under some other impression I wanted to make our position crystal clear!!!” In a somewhat quiet voice the young woman replied, “I understand, and that’s why I’m here!” “Good then,” the doctor replied, “I just want to verify some basic information on your form, such as your age, you’re twenty three and unmarried!?!” “Yes,” she replied softly! “Are you currently living with someone,” he asked?!? “No,” she replied, “but I do have a steady boyfriend!” “I see,” he said while noting that fact on her sheet, “and do you have regular sexual relations with your friend!?!” With her face turning a bright shade of crimson she replied, “Uh, a couple of times a week!” “Intercourse and oral sex,” he asked!?! “Both,” she answered!!! “Giving and receiving,” he questioned?!? “Both,” she replied again! “And lastly,” he asked easily, “sexually what is the most arousing for you, by that I mean turns you on to the max!?!” After a moments hesitation she replied, “I guess I’d have to say doing sixty nine!!!”
Posing
“I wonder what we’ll being painting tonight,” Sharon said to her classmate, Hazel, as both they and five or six other women entered the studio of the adult art class at the local junior college, “I dunno,” Hazel replied, “but I’m getting tired of all this still life crap, I hope for once we get to paint a portrait of somebody!!!” “Me too,” Sharon replied quickly while taking her place behind her easel in the third row, “that’s really the reason I took this course, I wanted to learn how to paint faces and stuff like that!!!” The room was filling up rapidly with would be artists, and while they were taking their seats, Gail Forest, the course instructor, was busy passing out the work that she had graded from last week’s session!!! When she stopped at Sharon’s seat, she handed her the picture of a bowl of fruit and commented, “You’re showing real progress, Sharon, keep up the good work!!!”
When all of the paintings were handed out, Gail Forest took her place in the the front of the class and offered, “Most of you are doing even better than I had thought possible, but painting a bowl of fruit or a picture of tree is a lot different than painting a real live person, so tonight, for the first time, you’re going to get the chance to paint a portrait!!!” There was a rumbling of excitement from the students as Gail Forest continued, “I know that this will be the most difficult assignment yet,” she declared, “but you’ve gotta start sometime, right, so without further or due, I’ll ask our model for the evening to take his place up on the podium and begin posing!!!” A young good looking man of about twenty one or two then came out from behind a curtain, and much to the shock of all of the women in the class, he casually dropped his robe and began posing in the nude!!!