Zak skillfully maneuvered the big Lincoln through a maze of traffic and on to the off ramp of the expressway! As he slid into local traffic he adjusted the radio for some easy listening and thought to himself, “Almost home, and boy am I tired and hungry, and what a day, non stop from eight until six, I hope Katie has something good ready for supper!!!” He thought about Katie and how lucky he had been to meet someone so beautiful and smart at the same time, and how after three years of marriage just the mere sight of her naked body nearly drove him insane with lust!!! Finally he turned onto Carriage Way Court and drove the last three blocks to his split level colonial at the end of the street! He parked the car in the garage and opened the connecting door to the mud room which was just off of the kitchen, and his nostrils were immediately filled with the aroma of roast chicken and rice!!! “All right,” he mumbled, “one of my favorites,” as he popped into the kitchen expecting to see Katie working over the stove!!! What he saw, however, was his wife working over the stove, but what was so startling was that she was stirring the gravy while just wearing a pair of high heeled shoes and a frilly lace apron!!! When she heard the door opening behind her she spun around to face him and said seductively, “Supper’s almost ready, dear, would you care for and appetizer!?!”
Month: October 2007
Interview for a Secretary
“Well, I’m happy to see that your shorthand and typing skills are up to snuff, Miss Egan, now how are you on a computer,” asked the interviewer!?! “Very good,” Melanie replied, “I’ve had extensive training on all of the major business soft wear products and am familiar with all types of pc’s!!!” Dee Waller drummed her fingers on her desk while studying Melanie Knox’s file, set it down, and began slowly, “You realize that the position you are applying for is that of executive secretary for Stanton Ingalls, the chief operating officer of this firm?!?” Melanie nodded her head and replied, “Yes, I feel that I have all of the qualifications necessary to do a excellent job for Mr. Ingalls, I’ve been in the business for twelve years now, and feel I’m ready for the big time!!!” Leaning back in her chair with her fingers interlaced behind her head, Miss Waller continued carefully, “This is a delicate position, and one that requires the utmost in discretion, Mr. Ingalls will be entrusting you with many confidential details of the inner workings of our company!!!” I understand perfectly,” Melanire replied, “my behavior at my previous employment has been above reproach, so I feel Mr. Ingalls can hire me with the utmost confidence!!!” “I’m sure of that,” Dee went on, “but the job also requires, ah, how should I put it, a more hands on and personal relationship with Mr. Ingalls!!!”
Teen Tennis Phenom
She had all of the shots and a lot more, and even though she was only eighteen, the other pros on the International Women’s Professional Tennis Tour said she was a “can’t miss”!!! Ever since she had picked up a racket at age three it was apparent to anyone who watched her that Raye Anne Malloy was a phenom!!! And not only was she a special tennis player, she also had the blonde good looks that plastered her face all over teeny bopper and women’s sports magazines!!! It was a well known fact in advertising circles that a Raye Anne Malloy cover meant at least a thirty percent bump in newsstand sales, which of course translated into increased advertising revenue!!! With a seven figure shoe deal and her own personal fragrance line, Raye Anne Malloy was about to take on the best in the world at their own game!!! On her own at eighteen was a daunting prospect, but Raye Anne relished the prospect of competing against the players she had idolized her whole life!!! She hopped out of the cab in front of the club house of the Banock Creek Country Club and asked the attendant to direct her to the locker room!!! She followed his directions to a tee and soon she was standing outside the door, nervously thinking that when she opened it, she would be meeting her heroes for the first time!!!
Parent Teacher Meeting
Waiting impatiently for his scheduled meeting with his son’s ninth grade history teacher, Hobson Evert paced back a forth outside of her class room while she finished up a meeting with the parents of another student!!! He looked at his watch for the tenth time and muttered to himself, “What ever that kid did is no excuse to drag me down here at eight o’clock at night for a goddamn meeting, jesus christ, what the fuck are phones for anyway!!!” He was just about to stalk off in a huff when a gentle voice from the doorway called, “Mr. Evert, I can see you now, come in please and have a seat!!!” “Finally,” he thought, “let’s get the fucking show on the road,” while sitting down at a table set up over in the far corner of the room designed just for these parent teachers meetings!!! While the teacher was perusing a sheet of paper on her desk and marking off some names, Hob gave the middle aged old biddy the once over and agreed with his son, nice tits but a little on the dowdy side, but I’d fuck her if I had the chance!!!